So Helpful.

This may be a little bit TMI...

So.
The other day I was in the washroom, just finishing business,
only to realize that "somebody" hadn't replaced the empty paper roll.
Mags was just around the corner playing Disney Princess on the computer, so I called for help.
She came running in yelling "what mama?"
I explained to her that I needed her to get me some new toilet paper.
I started to tell her exactly where to find it (which apparently she already knew) because she promptly responded... "I'll do it".
She then brought in the roll, and I reached for it, to which again, she promptly responded... "I'll do it".
Immediately going to the holder and assembling the toilet paper on it just so.
As I began to pull some "much needed" and "much anticipated" paper off,
she began shouting...
"No! I do it! I do it!"
I was confused...
"Mags, you're done, I appreciate your help, but I can take it from here."
She stomped and grumbled "I wipe your touche".
Um... "no thanks".
I had to firmly tell her that was NEVER going to happen and then asked for some privacy.

At least she's helpful.